Every December I write an article for the PC Alamode recommending small gifts to give to the geek in your life. Well, somethimes they're not all that small, but they are fun and guaranteed to please. This year you can get a sneak preview of the 2004 recommendations. Shhh . . . don't tell my editor!

2004 Geek Gift Guide:

Jump DriveUSB Flash Drive: This is the must-have gift this year. Of course, I said the same thing last year and the year before. . . This mini hard drive plugs into any USB port and stores gobs of data. I call mine my "portable brain" and wear in on the included lanyard around my neck. There's room for a PowerPoint presentation to take on the road, or use it to copy files from laptop to desktop. I bought a 128 MB from Crucial for $29.95; 1GB will set you back $180. Everyone is making these now: shop around for the best deal.


PodzillaPodzilla: Friends accuse me of being a gadget freak but what they don't know is that I'm a gadget bag freak, too. RoadWired has a fantastic line of reasonably priced gear bags, including their best selling "podzilla." Only 8" tall, it contains twenty compartments to store all those little bits and pieces that you need when you take your hi-tech junk on the road. Get it for $70 at RoadWired in lots of color choices. The slight smaller Pod is $50. Also make sure to look at their "cable stable" (a small one for $30 and the biggie for $40), another alternative for toting around your stuff.


PDA NotebookPDA notebooks: I have a friend who scribbles notes on the palm of the hand and calls it his . . . palm. This takes the concept one step further: a set of four paper spiral notebooks, complete with a stylus-like pencil. They look exactly like a PDA. All the prestige for a fraction of the cost, or a funny prop for your favorite Luddite. Get them from Computer Gear for $19.95.


Quick PlayComputer-to-TV hookup: I do a lot of PowerPoint presentations and don't have my own projector. This is a compromise: the AVerMedia QuickPlay is a cabling system that can connect your computer to a television so that you can project onto a bigger screen. It's plug-and-play from the USB port in a PC or MAC, doesn't require software and has three levels of flicker control. It could be an especially welcome gift for someone whose only DVD player is in their computer. Get it for $80 (about one-tenth the price of the cheapest projector) from AVermedia


Panic ButtonPanic Button: This panic button attaches with tape right over the a real one on your keyboard. Get it from Computer Gear for $9.95.


Microsoft StockTechnology Stocks: Even if you don't have a broker you can get one share of Microsoft stock for your favorite techie. $111 will get you the stock, a frame, and a small brass plaque with a personal message on it. Get it from OneShare. Other high-tech stocks include Dell, Apple, Oracle, TiVo, Sun, Cisco, HP and Silicon Graphics. Another source of gift stocks is Give a Share. A framed share of Google for $222!


geekmanGeekMan Action Figure: The poseable 6 inch tall bespectacled, pocket-protector-wearing Geekman action figure includes a PDA that attaches magnetically to his waist; Laptop, Coffee Mug and wristwatch complete the ensemble. Only $15.99 from Think Geek.


Power CirclePower Circle: The innovative design of SmartSockets® Table Top makes it easy to offer protection without a lot of clutter. It's designed to eliminate power cord clutter in meetings and conferences but would work fine in a home setting as well. Circular design has plenty of room for up to 6 AC adapters. Premium protection with 1500 joules, 330 clamping voltage, a lifetime warranty and up to $50,000 in connected equipment replacement warranty. 16-foot power cord reaches the center of the room. Get it for $60 from Kensington or at local computer and office supply stores.


Power Strip LiberatorPowerstrip Liberator: Now why didn't I think of this? A lot of my stuff - yours, too, I bet - uses bulky transformers and it's a challenging puzzle to fit them all onto the powerstrips. The Power Strip Liberator is just a UL-rated 1-foot-long heavy duty extension cord that turns your under the desk mess into a neat little display. Only $8.95 for a 5-pack from Cyber Guys or buy one for $1.79.


Cable CaddyCable Caddy: The Cable Caddy clamps to the back of your desk with a vise grip or mounting tape and provides a channel to keep all of your cords organized and within easy reach. Only $9.95 in black or clear from Cyber Guys.


Universal Power SupplyUniversal Laptop Power Supply: Kensington's universal power supply will recharge and power up a laptop anywhere - from a wall socket, a car lighter or even on the new "empower" plugs available on some airplane seats. At $119 it's cheaper than a spare battery and easier than toting around separate car/plane AC/DC adapters. Interchangeable tips make it compatible with all notebook/laptop computers. If someone on you gift list travels by air or car with a computer, this is a must-have accessory. Get it from Kensington


Power AdapterPocket-sized power adapter: I have a little bag of power adapters but on my last trip to the Middle East I forgot to pack the one needed for my laptop. This all-in-one unit provides plug adapters for use in more than 150 countries. Simply slide out one of the built-in plugs and plug in a laptop, cell phone, battery charger, or similar electronic device. And its safety release button and built-in fuse ensure safe operation for most consumer electronic devices. Only $20 from Kensington.


Lap DeskComputer Lap Desk: A comfortable work space for your laptop or recline in a chair with your desktop's keyboard in your lap. The tapered pillow provides an excellent angle for working, the wrist rest is ergonomically correct and the padding will protect your lap from heat generated by the computer. Made from durable canvas. Get it for $25 from Organize Everything.


Cookie CutterComputer cookie cutter: This computer cookie cutter (approx. 4.4 x 3.5") is made from strips of copper, formed by hand and soldered together for a permanent old-fashion hold. A laptop computer cutter is also available. Get it for $8.95 from Copper Gifts (use the search box to look for "computer.")


Solar Battery ChargerSolar battery charger: A complete solar charger for small electronics. It comes with plugging accessories that will enable you to run over 90% of all small electronics. Use it to charge a cell phone, PDA, handheld computer, digital camera, GPS, FRS radio, or a portable MP3 or mini-disc player. This model is capable of running most small electronics requiring less than 2 watts of power. For electronics requiring more than 2 watts, multiple units can be daisy-chained together for additional power. The iSun® can also be connected to a BattPak™ ($29.95) to charge AA and AAA batteries. Get it for $70 at Battery Mart.


Portable USB HubPortable USB hub: I've maxed out the USB (Universal Serial Bus) ports on my computers. On a recent trip, I had to unplug the mini-mouse on my laptop to plug in the flash drive then unplug the flash drive to hook up the video camera then unhook the camera to insert the card reader - what a pain! A portable USB hub turns 1 port into 4. Problem solved. I got the model prior to this one for $19.95 at Big Lots; you can get this one for $50 at Belkin or at local computer and office supply stores. Make sure you get one that's compatible with both USB 1.0 and 2.0! Works on a desktop computer too.


Numeric KeypadNumeric Keypad: Laptop keyboards don't have a separate numeric keypad, which makes it harder to work on spreadsheets and perform other number-intensive tasks. For only $24.95 you can get a keypad that plugs into the USB port of any computer and works instantly - no software or driver installation required. Get it from Belkin or at Best Buy, Circuit City, CompUSA, Office Depot or Office Max.


Car cassette adapterCar cassette adapter: The mobile cassette adapter from Belkin easily connects your portable MP3, CD, cassette player, PC, or laptop to your car stereo, through your car's in-dash cassette player. Get it for $24.95 from Belkin or at Best Buy, Circuit City, CompUSA, Office Depot or Office Max.


Wet-dry wipesWet-dry wipes: When I'm on the road my laptop screen gets gross. I pull out a twin pack of wipes, one wet and one dry, to clean screens and equipment surfaces. Remove dust and dirt with the wet wipe, following with the second wipe to dry and buff the surface. 10 twin packs per box for $4.95 from Kensington or buy them at local computer or office supply stores. Also look for canned air, a keyboard cleaning brush, microfiber cloths and other products that help keep delicate computer equipment squeaky clean.


Retractable ethernet CordPortable Ethernet cord: I stayed at a hotel last summer that had a free Ethernet connection in the room. I had the laptop, but not the cord. For $19.95 you can get a cool 7-foot-long retractable one from Kensington. Don't forget the modem cord, too: $9.95 from the same place. Or get either one from local stores. This is a MUST for the mobile traveler!


Cable OrganizerCable Organizer: This simple identification system for all your wire plug-ins has six brightly colored bendable tags attach to your wires and assorted reusable picture labels affix to them. You can use it to manage your computer, stereo, or video wires. Package includes 6 assorted Clark Cables, plus 12 icon and 4 write-on labels. Only $9.00 from Zelco.


bud vaseComputer Bud Vase: Beautify your computer! This bud vase attaches to your computer and monitor and has a special spill-free design. Get it for $16.50 from Zelco.


adhesive document clipsAdhesive document clips: You do know that it's a bad thing to have magnets near your computer, don't you? These document clips use a special adhesive that attach strongly yet can be peeled off without leaving residue and can be used again. Get the set of four, assorted colors or clear, at the Container Store for $7.95, The Container Store.


Cord RacewayCord Raceway: Before I installed a wireless network my husband got his Internet access via dialup - a phone cord that snaked all the way around the perimeter of the bedroom. Big time ugly. A solution is a cord raceway. Most are made of PVC, can be painted with latex paint to match your décor and affix to the wall easily with double-stick adhesive. The one pictured is from Wiremold. A five foot long channel goes for about $8 at a DIY store like Lowes or Home Depot; a 2-pack of elbows for corners is $4. A good online source for this type of product is Cable Organizer.


e-legLaptop legs: I find it awkward to use my laptop at a desk - the keyboard is too high and my wrists quickly fatigue. I've looked into laptop stands before, but they are expensive (starting at about $75) and big - certainly not portable and, in many cases, bigger than the laptop itself. When I found this one I immediately ordered it, on sale from ErgoCube for only $19.95 + shipping. It weighs 2 oz. and fits into my laptop. It attaches permanently to the computer and the legs swing down when you need them. Rubber legs keep it from skidding. Not only does it place the laptop keys and a more ergonomically correct angle, but by lifting the computer off the desktop it prevents overheating and helps preserve batter life. What a deal!


Laptop-Desktop USBLaptop Desktop USB: More and more people - especially college students - are using a laptop as their primary computer, but they can be awkward to use for long periods on the desktop. Kensington's solution is this clever gizmo which positions the laptop screen at a desktop angle and includes four USB ports so that all of your desktop peripherals can be left plugged in when you grab the laptop for a road trip. You'll need a keyboard and mouse (not included) to make the system work the way it's supposed to work but at $79 it's cheaper and more convenient than buying a separate desktop computer.


Battery RechargerBattery charger: Digital camera EAT batteries. If someone is still feeding the AA battery monster, a charger (this one is $24.99 at Radio Shack, NiMH batteries included) can pay for itself in just a few photo cycles. Also works on Ni-Cd batteries. Be sure to check though - all of my digital cameras take proprietary battery packs and I no longer need one of these gizmos. This version comes with an adapter than can also charge AAA batteries (not included, but available for about $10 at Radio Shack.)


Camera LCD screen protectorCamera LCD protector: Digital cameras have a delicate LCD screen that can get scratched. Now that I have a tiny digital camera - a Pentax Optio S4i (it's so small it fits in an Altoids tin!) - I worry more about screen damage. A perfect solution is a screen protector. This pack from Fellowes costs about $13 and contains 6 each 1.6 x 1.20 and 6 each of 1.10 x .80 and should fit most cameras. They are intended to be changed about once a month. Versions are also available for Camcorders.


table tripodMini Tripod: Everyone with a digital camera, still or video, needs a tripod. I've been searching for the perfect one and now have four: none perfect, but I'm getting there. This Goldilocks is still looking for one that's just right. I have a big Slik tripod that works great locally, when I'm slinging video stuff around in my car. It has a quick release platform so I can quickly remove the camera for a handheld shot and it's really stable. It doesn't fit in my suitcase, though, so I bought a slightly smaller Slik travel tripod. This one fits in my 22" suitcase (I travel light) but, at 16", not in my camera backpack. So I bought a no-name tripod at Big Lots one day. At 9" it fits in the camera bag, but it's flimsy. I can carry it everywhere but have to watch it like a hawk. I've had a mini-tripod like this one from REI for decades. You can use it on a table, or with the attached Velcro® strap, hitch it to a tree or pillar. At $10 it's a bargain. Stroll through a camera store and have a look at the tripods : there are a lot of options.


forerunnerPC Enabled GPS-enabled running assistant: The Forerunner 201 is so cool it almost tempts me into becoming a runner. Almost. It might look like a pedometer but the underlying electronics are a fully functional global positioning system, or GPS. Because it's electronic rather than mechanical, it provides precise speed, distance, and pace data by bouncing your location off of satellites. It stores data for up to two years and you can retrieve it as graphs. Here's the kicker: you can hook it up to your PC, download the data and keep comprehensive workout statistics. There is an optional clamp you can get to mount it on a bicycle. Lots of other features, like a virtual running partner and the ability to map a path back to your starting point. Awesome. It's made by Garmin but you can buy it locally at sporting goods and electronic stores for $161. The cheaper 101 model doesn't connect to a PC.


remote headphonesWireless Headphones: Our house is small by today's standards, and the stereo is in the living room, along with the TV. During the day that's not a problem: I just crank up the volume and listen to NPR or my CDs from my office. As soon as John gets home, though, the stereo gets turned off. These wireless headphones by Sennheiser have a range of 100 meters, the length of a football field. Just plug the wireless transmitter into the stero or TV and start listening. You don't need line-of-site to the transmitter: they go through ceilings and walls. You can wear them while you're doing the gardening or even visiting the neighbors. Get them for $90 from Sennheiser or locally at Bjorn's or Circuit City.


First Day CoverComputer technology first day cover: First day covers are specially decorated envelopes that have a postmarked stamp on its first day of issue. This 32 cent stamp was issued in 1996 and features a picture of Charles Babbage. Only $6.47 including shipping from UniCover or look for it in a local stamp shop. There's also a neat one on computer art and graphics and one on the computer chip, the World Wide Web and even one on personal computers. First day covers are amazingly cheap and are available for almost every conceivable interest. While I was ordering my technology cover, I got a set of four on women journalists and the 1968 HemisFair cover - all for under $25!


8-in-one card reader8-in-one card reader: If you travel with a digital camera, this is a must-have device. Plug it into the USB port and it works without any software drivers. You can download your photos without draining your camera battery, and work from an Internet café or hotel business center without worrying about whether you have the right software or cables. This one from Crucial reads CompactFlash Type I/II; IBM Microdrive ; SmartMedia ; MultiMediaCard; Secure Digital; Memory Stick and Memory Stick Pro (1 bit). It costs $18 from Crucial but there lots of different brands and options.


Polaroid PrinterPolaroid Digital Photo Printer: Can you believe it - $30 at Ritz Camera! Polaroid's P-500 Digital Photo printer allows you to print photographs anywhere, anytime -- without a computer! Simply insert a CompactFlash or SmartMedia card directly into the printer via a memory card adapter. (P-500 includes a SmartMedia adapter), choose the image or images you want to print, and push a button for instant full color continuous tone prints in about 20 seconds. The Polariod P-500 printer uses Polaroid Type 500 instant film packs which also contain the battery pack needed to power the printer. No addition power source or cables are needed. Get the printer at Ritz Canera. The film packs (2.86 x 2.15 inch image area) cost $20 for 20 sheets.


USB MP3 playerMP3 Player: I like the Rio Carbon. It goes head-to-head with the Apple iPod, gives you 5 GB of memory and is compatible with Audible audio (talking books) format. My research tells me that this is more PC-friendly than the iPod and is a cinch to set up. If $250 (ouch!) is too much, look at a USB flash player. The one pictured is only $24 and comes with 128MB internal memory, an FM player and earbud, plus it accepts 7 kinds of media cards (SecureDigital card, miniSD, MultiMedia Card, Memory Stick, Memory Stick Duo, Memory Stick Pro and xD card). Get it from Computer Geeks.


travel speakersTravel Speakers Everything electronic seems to be personal, from personal computers, personal cell phones to personal music systems. But what if you want to share? Several companies make travel speakers, especially designed for portable devices from your laptop to your MP3 player: anything with a standard line out or headphone jack. This Gen2 SI-5 from Sonic Impact Technologies is smaller than it looks: each speaker is 5"x6"x .75" and they snap and fold together in a neat package. It runs off of 4 AA batteries or forget the batteries and plug it into a USB port with the included cable. If you are looking at compact speakers, look for ones that have power, battery and/or USB. The un-powered ones sound cheap and tinny. This one's is $40 from Think Geek


iTunes gift cardsiTunes gift certificate: Does someone on your gift list already have an MP3 player? Then think about a gift certificate or a prepaid tune card, available in amounts for $10-$200. Buy the gift certificates online at the Apple Store and they will mail them to you, or for immediate gratification pick up a prepaid card at any Target store. A song costs 99 cents; they have more than 70 million songs and 5,000 audiobooks for download.


cassette deckCassette Tape Drive: Use the PlusDeck 2 to archive your old cassette into digital media files for playback on your PC. Or better yet, archive your favorite audio files or streams onto cassette - perfect for playback in your car without an in-dash CD player. It fits in an unused 5.25" drive bay and included recording software for Win95/98/ME/XP. Get it from Think Geek for $150.


Universal cell phone connect Cell phone connector: I have some friends who change their cell phones as often as they change their underwear. Getting all of those phone numbers programmed into the new phone is an hours-long chore. The Datapilot Universal contains 7 connectors that will hook up hundreds of models of mobile phones to your PC. Now why would you want to do that? Grab phone numbers from your contact manager, such as Outlook or your Palm. Back up your cell phone directory. Download pictures from your camera phone to your PC (and vice-versa.) With the included ring tone software, make and install your own ring tones. Sync your phone's calendar with Outlook or Outlook Express. You can buy a kit for a specific phone for $40, but for $80 you can get a kit that has all seven phone connectors, covering any contingency. Get it from Data Pilot.


Cheap camera!Cheap Digital Camera: I love my Minolta Dimage digital camera but it's big. I needed a camera I could carry all the times without toting around a camera bag, so I got a tiny Pentax Optio S4i for $325. A little pricey for a stocking stuffer, but there are cheaper options. Shown here is a SmartMini Cam, Only $30 from Allied Warehouse Bargains or buy two for $55. This is the lowest of the lowest end: it doesn't have an LCD for instant playback, it only holds 80 photos (16MB internal memory) and the resolution is low, really only acceptable for on-screen images. But the price! The size! You can carry this with you everywhere (it's hooked to a keychain), and it can work as a Webcam if you need one. It comes with all of the software and cables that you need and is easy enough for a child to use.


Computer Viruses for Dummies BookComputer Books: With the plethora of viruses snaking their way through the Internet a book such as Computer Viruses for Dummies would be welcomed by any computer user. New digital camera owners would appreciate 40 Digital Camera Techniques or 40 Digital Photo Retouching Techniques by John Kim: simple enough for the beginner, sophisticated enough for the expert. Shopping for kids? Look at Mousetracks and Crayons and Computers by Carol Sabbeth or Computer Fun for Everyone: Great Things to Do and Make with Any Computer by Elin Kordahl Saltveit. All three books are geared for elementary school kids and contain arts-and-craft projects for beginning computer users. Buy these books at Amazon.Com or at a local bookstore.


Signature FontSignature Font: Know someone who has to sign their name a lot? A signature font might make his or her life easier. A scalable TrueType font for Windows costs $75 from Elfring and can be delivered in 4-5 business days.


Anti Static kitStatic dissipative service kit: There are people who open up their computers and work on the insides. I am not one of them. But I do know that one of the things you need to worry about is static, which can zap delicate electronics. The kit includes a durable pocketed static work surface, grounding cord, an antistatic wrist strap and handles so you can safely lug stuff around. Get it for $28.84 from Cyber Guys.


Gear GripGear Grip: Some people carry their desktop computers from place to place - to LAN parties, for example, or to the repair shop. This clever harness system bundles everything together so that you can sling it over your shoulder without spewing bits all over the parking lot. Only $33.95 from Jinx.


teddy bearTeddy Bear: Ain't he sweet? A 10" tall teddy bear, complete with a black t-shirt and propeller hat. And who said geeks weren't cuddly? Get it from Computer Gear for $24.99.


Pocket ProtectorPocket Protector: For a really nice gift, stuff it with leaky pens. Geeks always need Sharpies to write on CDs. Take my word for it. Other versions are available: Team Geek and Nurture your Inner Geek. Only $2.50 from Geek Boys. Bulk discounts are available if you want to outfit your entire IT department.


jolt gumCaffeinated chewing gum Geeks are known for stating up until the wee hours surfing the Internet or hacking into the Pentagon. Takes a lot of caffeine, all that staying up at night. If you drink coffee or cola you have to leave the keyboard for potty breaks. The solution? Caffeinated chewing gum, with caffeine, guarna and ginseng. Get three packs of Jolt gum for $5.95 from Hacker Stickers . Other flavors are available.


Bill Gates snow globeBill Gates Snow Globe: Bill Gates is playing with his money in this amusing snow globe. It's a do-it-yourself kit containing everything but the water. It costs $19.95 from Joy of Tech but additional scenes - Techno-babes, hubble telescope and a computer angel - are available for only 99 cents each.
Chez Dork card gameChez Dork Want to poke gentle fun as your resident geek? Of course you do. Chez Dork is a card game. The objective: to accumulate more geeky gadgets that your opponents. Hey, this isn't a game - it's LIFE! Get it for $21.95 from Sci-Fi Genre.


Eyeglass cleanerAutomatic Eyeglass Cleaner The geeky image is smudged glasses, maybe held together with a adhesive strip or a safety pin. But grubby glasses cause eyestrain, Protect your favorite geek's eyesight with this automatic cleaner from Sharper Image The Sharper Image. For $50 you get the machine, a six month supply of solution and a microfiber cleaning cloth. Four AA batteries not included. This cleans the entire spectacle (including that awkward bit around the noseclip) in about a minute.


battery upsizerBattery Upsizer: Why didn't anyone ever think of this before? Ever have a battery crisis and not have the right size battery at hand? A battery is a battery, and these clever shells can turn an AAA battery into an AA or an AA into a C or a C into a D. They don't last quite as long but will get you through the crisis. Only $3.95 for the set of four from CyberGuys.


Car ChipCar Chip: Shade tree mechanics have been stymied by the computer systems that now control their automobiles. Computer diagnostic tools are now available to you through the car chip. The $139 device, available from Smart Home, plugs into the On-board Diagnostics slot (OBDII) that is required in all vehicles manufactured since 1996. It collects a bunch of data: distance, speed, idle time, hard accelerations and decelerations and engine diagnostic trouble codes. Using a serial cable, you can download all the information onto your PC and analyze your driving style and your car's problems. This version logs 75 hours of data; a 300-hour version is available for $20 more.


Skip DoctorSkip Doctor: Bummer! A defective CD or DVD. Skip Doctor can repair damaged media by removing dust, fingerprints and scratches. Get the hand cranked version for $25 from Smart Home or spring $50 for the faster motorized model. It will pay for itself in 3-4 repairs.


microscopeDigital Microscope: If I were still in elementary school this is the gift I would want. Shoot! I want it now! This is a microscope (10X-200X power) that hooks up to a PC. You can look at anything, take photos or time-lapse images, make movies and even manipulate your images with a paint program. Originally selling for $150, it's been deeply discounted to $55.49 at Blue Deals. The perfect PC accessory for the budding scientist.


quick link scanner penQuickLink Pen Elite: I saw this demonstrated at COMDEX a few years ago and was blown away. This is a hand-held text scanner that works just like a highlighter. Run it over a line of text and it captures is in its internal memory - up to 1,000 pages of text! Transfer to it a computer or handheld device using the included USB cable or infrared. A perfect gift for researchers and students of any age. Get it directly from WizCom WizCom for $170 or shop around - I've seen it on the Internet for as low as $125.


Snap Circuits Jr.Snap Circuits: Elenco Electronics has a large product line of kits that can help a budding electrical engineer learn more about electronic circuitry. The Snap Circuit Jr. kit pictured here is only $21.99 is for ages 8 and up and makes 100 projects, from doorbells to alarm clocks. Other versions are available, many suitable for high school age students and adults. Look for them at a big toy store such as Toys R Us or get them from Amazon.


Lego robotLEGO Mindstorms Robotic Invention System: Know a kid who has outgrown his LEGOs? Not so fast. The MindStorm kits link LEGOs and PCs to create a whole new experience. The heart of the system is the RCX, a mini-computer that rides along with your LEGO robot and operates the various sensors. It's programmed using RCX code on your PC. The program is transferred to the robot via infrared. Everything is included (more than 700 pieces!) including the software, a "constroctopedia" and instructions for 9 projects. You can get it for $199 at most toy stores. Read more about the system at LEGO.


2003 Geek Gifts:

computer sitterComputer sitters are little figurines designed to perch atop your computer monitor. They are fixed with Velcro® so they don't slip off. The one pictured here is called "The Torment of Technology" and costs $14.95 plus shipping and handling from Design Toscano. Other styles include gargoyles, dragons and an elephant.


mouse rug Mouse Rugs are mini reproductions of fine oriental rugs that serve as mouse mats. John got one last year in his Christmas stocking. Santa bought it at the Whole Earth Provision Company in Alamo Quarry Market but you can get yours at Mouse Rug for $19.95 plus shipping and handling. This is the finest mousing surface I have ever used and the designs, scanned from real rugs, are glorious. The one pictured here is a Tabriz-Heriz. The special yarn-dyed fibers (there are more than 7 million fibers per mouse rug) help keep your mouse clean.


Dilbert t-shirtComputer T-shirts make a nice gift for a hard-to-please teenager. Pictured here is a Dilbert shirt, but dozens of styles are available in sizes from M to XXL, for $19.95 each.


Foam stress hammerFoam Stress Hammers are for people who are frustrated with computers - in other words, all of us. They come with tags like "Hit any Key" and even one labeled "Aggie Computer Repair Tool." Only $3.95 each.


  • lap deskWhen I redesigned my home office I bought a Levenger Lap Desk. It's a kidney-shaped slab that fits on my easy chair. There's room for a laptop, a book, a cup of coffee - I never have to get out of my recliner. But it online for $29.95 in maple or $29.95 in cherry. For $15.95 more you can get an optional floor stand to keep it out of the way when it's not is use.


    cyber toolCybertool 34 is a Victorinox Swiss Army Knife designed for computer users. It includes a wire stripper and pliers. A fold-out bit tray carries 4 double-head hex bits that fit the fold-out driver; includes Philips 0,1,2, Standard and hex 4mm and Torx® 8,10,15. It also includes a 5mm fold-out driver and standard 3mm and 1.5mm drivers; 1.5mm driver is suitable for tightening eyeglass screws. You can buy it online for $63.


    pageupPage'Ups are document holders - stylish and efficient. A necessity for anyone who does copy typing. Buy them at the Container Store in San Pedro Crossing or online for only $4.99.


    cordaway grommetsCordaway Grommets are those plastic caps that are fitted into the desks at the Alamo PC Computer Learning Center. They allow you to neatly thread your computer cords up through your desk instead of having them sloppily snake up the back. If your computer desk doesn't have these (mine does, and I love them) they are worth the time and trouble to install. Yes, you do have to drill! Only $4.99 apiece from Office Depot.


    microbiber cleaning clothMicrofiber cleaning cloths are great for any delicate electronics, but especially useful for cleaning a PDA screen. It cleans without scratching. Get it from Comp USA or any office supply store for about $5.99.


    USB notebook flylightThe FlyLight Notebook USB Light by Kensington is a task light that plugs into the USB port of a notebook computer. It doesn't require batteries. It would also work with a desktop computer - my Dell has the USB ports in the front. Retail prices range from $14.99 to $19.99 (shop around) and they are available at local stores such as Comp USA, Best Buy and Circuit City.


    rearview mirrorA rearview monitor mirror would be a welcome gift for the office worker whose back is to the door. See who is creeping up behind you! This 3" mirror affixes to the monitor with Velcro®. Only $9.99 from Think Geek.


    charm Charm bracelets have come back in vogue and a sterling silver computer charm would be a welcome gift for a teenaged girl on your list. Look for them locally, or buy online at the Silver Basket for $8.25.